poloprincess:

causedarlingitwasgood:

Rule number 1: don’t ever get attached
Rule number 2: don’t ever fucking get attached

Goodness, yes, This.


caramelfringe:

i traveled to 2 countries and 6 states and all i thought about was harry styles eating ass

coldaslucas:

Ever just want someone to talk to…

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(Source: automatically)

aaubade:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(Source: t1m3l0rdh4nj1)


psyducked:

don’t threaten her with a good time

(Source: realitytvbitch)


stuck-in-the-frondzone:

shae-elizabeth:

karmarsi:

thebookofages:

urainiumbombs:

ohheytayla:

ewitsgeo:

alexandertalisker:

jumpingpuddles:

The Incredibles (2004)

DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

No wonder why she attacked him.

I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

RIDING HER.

welp

Oh.

holy shit