sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

  • friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
  • *i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
  • friend: BITCH
  • me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

darkbluetile:

I want to pretend they were on this boat together. I love it. both chilly after a fun day on the water

Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

(Source: born-to-be-wildd)

geeradicalway:

imagine warped tour except in winter and instead of stages they do bonfires and all the bands do acoustic campfire renditions of their songs and everybody crowds around to get warm and all the merch is like sweaters and ski hats and there’s hot chocolate and snow and stuff

(Source: hellaheywilliams)